键盘侠|施罗德像足球一样被踢来踢去！亨特被从天堂贬到地狱

发布时间：2026-04-28 来源：好逸恶劳网作者：专干各种喷子

据ESPN名记Shams Charania此前报道，克利夫兰骑士队将把德安德烈·亨特交易至萨克拉门托国王队，以换取丹尼斯·施罗德和基翁·埃利斯。

据ESPN消息源透露，这笔交易还涉及第三方芝加哥公牛队，他们将得到国王队前锋达里奥·萨里奇和两个未来的次轮选秀权。

据Shams后续补充报道，球队消息人士证实，交易中的两个次轮选秀权分别是国王队2029年的和骑士2027年的。而公牛将裁掉杰旺·卡特，为萨里奇腾出阵容位置。

[–]Awanderingleaf 3977 points 7 hours ago

lol Schroeder traded again. What’s a man gotta do to find a home.

球迷：笑死，施罗德又被交易了。一个男人到底要做什么才能找到一个家？

[–]Thunnddr 1264 points 7 hours ago

Shams:"New Trade!" 😄

Shams:"It's Schroeder again." 😐

球迷：Shams：“有新交易啦！”😄

Shams：“又是施罗德。”😐

[–]prettyflyforahentai 344 points 7 hours ago

not be too good of a backup pg

球迷：别当那种太好用的替补控卫。

[–]Wizardsvivekvangala34_ 2844 points 7 hours ago

Schroder is so interesting. He’s never been bad anywhere he plays but he keeps getting shipped off

奇才球迷：施罗德真是太有意思了。他在任何地方打得都不差，但总是被踢来踢去。

[–]LakersUD_Mayo 2661 points 7 hours ago*

Hawks: 2013-18

OKC: 2018-20

Lakers: 2020-21

Celtics: 2021-22

Rockets: 2022

Lakers: 2022-23

Raptors: 2023-24

Nets: 2024

Warriors: 2024-25

Pistons: 2025

Kings: 2025-26

Cavaliers: 2026

Wow

湖人球迷： 老鹰：2013-18 雷霆：2018-20 湖人：2020-21 凯尔特人：2021-22 火箭：2022 湖人：2022-23 猛龙：2023-24 篮网：2024 勇士：2024-25 活塞：2025 国王：2025-26 骑士：2026 哇噢。

[–]Trail Blazerswarwickkapper 756 points 7 hours ago

That’s tuff 🔥

开拓者球迷：这就硬了🔥（施罗德口头禅）

[–]Anonemoney 2327 points 7 hours ago

The first domino has fallen

球迷：第一块多米诺骨牌倒下了。

[–]Hawksdrhoops15 869 points 7 hours ago

Keon Ellis went for Hunter? And no picks? Lmao

老鹰球迷：基恩·埃利斯换了亨特？还没出选秀权？笑死。

（图片：这笔交易如图）

[–]Kingsthrownaway22_ 898 points 7 hours ago

Dog actually fucking launch me into the sun. IM NOT EVEN AMERICAN, WHY THE FUCK AM I CHAINED TO THIS TEAM

国王球迷：狗日的，真把我发射到太阳上去吧。 我甚至都不是美国人，为什么要死磕这支破队？

[–]Warriorsvonkillbot 626 points 7 hours ago

Wait you picked the Kings? Dawg.

勇士球迷：等等，你自己选的主队是国王？兄弟你咋想的。

[–]BullsDisMFer 352 points 7 hours ago

That's how you know this man loves the sport.

公牛球迷：这说明这哥们是真爱篮球啊。

[–]KingsIkeiscurvy 306 points 6 hours ago

No one watches the Kings and goes"man i love basketball"

国王球迷：没人会在看国王比赛时感叹“天啊我好爱篮球”。

[–]MavericksA_MASSIVE_PERVERT 1081 points 7 hours ago

Wtf are the Kings doing?

独行侠球迷：国王到底在搞什么鬼？

[–]Kingsbubbles2255 1009 points 7 hours ago

What the fuck

国王球迷：卧槽。

[–]LakersTheWestRemembers 918 points 7 hours ago*

3 more teams and he’ll have played for half the league. Bro is the Bonnie Blue of basketball.

E: 4 more teams

湖人球迷：再换3个队，他就为半个联盟效力过了。这哥们简直是篮球界的集邮大师。 修改：还得4个队。

[–]LakersTheWestRemembers 311 points 7 hours ago

Sacramento about to host their own No Kings protest

湖人球迷：萨克拉门托马上要举行他们自己的“无王”抗议游行了。

[–]Mavericksmsterling2012 893 points 7 hours ago

Bulls with the massive win, love to see it

独行侠球迷：公牛这波血赚，喜闻乐见。

[–]Bullsbroohaha 463 points 7 hours ago

How did the Bulls gain Dario Saric and two future second-round picks without giving anything away?

公牛球迷：公牛到底是咋做到一毛不拔就搞来了达里奥·萨里奇外加两个未来次轮签的？

[–]GranddaddySandwich 448 points 7 hours ago

Taking on bad money

球迷：吞下垃圾合同呗。

[–]CelticsDittoLander 637 points 7 hours ago

Smart of Cavs to trade with both Kings AND the Bulls

凯尔特人球迷：骑士这波很聪明，同时跟国王和公牛做交易。

[–]CavaliersBallIsLife2016 308 points 7 hours ago

Hey, the Bulls absolutely fleeced us in the offseason with the Okoro for Lonzo swap. Okoro is flawed but Lonzo is unplayable.

骑士球迷：嘿，公牛休赛期用朗佐·鲍尔换奥科罗那笔交易绝对是把我们宰了。奥科罗是有缺陷，但球哥那是完全打不了球啊。

[–]WhoUCuh 572 points 7 hours ago

Sacramento type shit

球迷：这就很萨克拉门托。

[–]Kingsjluc21 525 points 7 hours ago

whole league interested in keon and we get a 28 year old worse version of him. unreal.

国王球迷：全联盟都对基恩·埃利斯感兴趣，结果我们换回来一个28岁的低配版埃利斯。离谱。

[–]Hornetsaiden3buckets 429 points 7 hours ago

The Kings are back let’s go 🔥

黄蜂球迷：那个熟悉的国王回来了！冲啊🔥

[–]Fun_Reflection1157 428 points 7 hours ago

I'm so sorry, DeAndre.

球迷：我真为你感到遗憾，德安德烈。

[–]Cavaliersrkennedy991 410 points 7 hours ago

He may just have a contract this fits very well into deals

骑士球迷：可能他的合同金额刚好很适合用来配平交易吧。

[–]HornetsSupreme_God_Bunny 401 points 7 hours ago

Selling, They need to repair for a top 5 pick

黄蜂球迷：这是在卖家产，他们得为了前5顺位的选秀权修修补补了。

[–]Lakersbreakfastburrito24 334 points 7 hours ago

Should haven taken that contract

湖人球迷：当年真该签下那份大合同的。

[–]Lakersheshouldgo 299 points 7 hours ago

I was worried lakers did the trade for rui. Thank god it wasn’t 😭

湖人球迷：我还担心湖人会用八村塁去换呢。谢天谢地不是😭

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